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# looks very like a girl i used to know
snotty cunt, she was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:28, archived)
# There's a lot of them about, Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
# i know
even my usual sunny disposition is challenged at times ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
My usual mood makes you look like a children's television presenter on really, really good drugs. I nail grumpy like no-one else can.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
# i like the sound of the drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
# You wouldn't know it from my posts
But I've never really taken any drugs. I'm so very middle class boring I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
# i'm a bit beyond that these days
but back in the day, i'd spend many a weekend gurning, with my fingers doing the mad pianist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
# Looking back
I don't think I ever had the opportunity. I tried weed and came to the conclusion that I could be lazy and depressed for half the price, and I tried amyl nitrate and had to get my fingernail marks out the ceiling. That's about it really.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:03, archived)
# weed made me VERY paranoid
anything else made me talk utter bollocks or six hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Oxygen
does that to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)