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# did you hear the one about the guy who goes to see his doctor, because his penis is turning orange?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Wotsit been in
Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
#
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# Poor fluff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Dec 2014, 15:56, archived)
# NAW NAW, MAN!...
E'S JES TRYNNA FIND THAT DICK WITH ZERO DOWN
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# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
# no, you see, the funny thing is
his dick wasn't really turning orange. after some discussion with his doctor (who asked about his sex life), he realized that the skin on his penis was actually from eating wotzits and masturbating to pornographic movies.
funny tale, that...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Bit too close to the truth! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)