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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
# 3 weeks before my surgery
a new doctor at my local practice told me i was fit for work, he saw no reason why i'd need major reconstructive surgery and, when i told him i was currently having physio for muscular problems with my neck and shoulders, he said "well, that's not true, is it?" if i'd had someone else with me, i'd have sued the fuck out of that fucking fishmitten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:02, archived)
# My mrs worked as a nurse all her life.
Last year she was diagnosed with a form of skin cancer. She has to go for treatment 3 days a week but 6 months ago they decided she was fit for work and cancelled her sickness benefit. Even though they don't give her a penny they still expect her to have an ATOS assessment every 2 months or so. I won't let her go, it's too stressful. Thankfully I've got a few bob so we manage OK but I weep for the poor sods who can't get by. So cruel. I do hope Iain Duncan-Smith cops cancer and not a nice kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
# i hope he gets necrotising fasciitis of the face and penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:21, archived)
# For starters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
# for him, i would employ my ultimate sanction
tie him to a bacon slicer and slice him thinly, from the feet up, so that he's awake and screaming in pain for as long a possible before he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:30, archived)
# I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:32, archived)
# i sometimes worry that i'm too lenient
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Be English and all that
Do to him what was traditionally done to French maidens with too much access to shrooms and bibles.

"It is now considered cruel and unusual punishment in the USA."
A country where Fox viewers think water boarding is no more horrible than a tepid shower.

https://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Execution_by_burning.html
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:30, archived)
# I always prefer using a blunt serated edge from a clingfilm roll
drip feeding them antibiotics so they don't die of blood poisoning makes the fun last so much longer 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:35, archived)
# have you been reading hannibal?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:37, archived)
# I taught him everything he knows
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:38, archived)
# i prefer to make it up as i go along
it's much more terrifying for someone when even i don't know what i'm going to do next ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry to hear they are treating her so badly.
I've had to beat them in a tribunal, with a judge and senior clinician presiding.
They often don't even read the information sent by claimants.
People like Duncan-Smith only care about themselves, going for easy targets.

Just pray you never have to claim for mental illness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)