Dear Telegraph
I am frankly appalled at the sudden rise in liquorice dildos.
In the long hard winter months as well. How many pensioners are now going to miss out as the ConDems haven't increased the winter liquorice dildos allowance in pace with inflation. They go up all the time, slow coming down.
Yours,
Admiral Fribgobbler III Bsc TV UFC ACDC esq
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In the long hard winter months as well. How many pensioners are now going to miss out as the ConDems haven't increased the winter liquorice dildos allowance in pace with inflation. They go up all the time, slow coming down.
Yours,
Admiral Fribgobbler III Bsc TV UFC ACDC esq