Fat Burger Cat's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw -
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime – the fucking thread's not there!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 22:41,
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