in which he reveals it wasn't him they were looking forand then, humiliated after his declarations of love, he ends it all in the recording studio with harp strings and a hastily inserted bassoon.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 24 Mar 2015, 15:17,
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...which seemed to take forever, since it was a Shatner's Bassoon
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 24 Mar 2015, 15:50,
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a perfectly cromulent bassoon Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:10,
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