have you ever looked a catright in the eye and told them out loud that you know for a fact that they are from outer space and are here to observe us until they are ready to come and enslave us? I swear to god it's the scariest thing you've ever seen. first they look at you all stunned like for a really long time and then they finally turn away and pretend not to have understood but then they keep looking back at you to see if you're falling for it, and each time you can't help but look more shocked and afraid and then they try to look more and more nonchalant but they can't and then theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
please do not be alarmed. I, Zog the human, was just imagining it all and it was a joke as well and my cat cannot type or understand your language and I have not been killed.
(please do not be alarmed. I, Zog the human, was just imagining it all and it was a joke as well and my cat cannot type or understand your language and I have not been killed.
zog why change it now?,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 1:42,
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( zog why change it now?,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 2:03,
archived)