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zog at satanicamerica dot com

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http://www.satanicamerica.com/ (temporarily down)

we decided not to invite the captain over for dinner anymore.

aw, MOM! just five more minutes, PLEASE?!


hoo hoo ha ha! I got your phone, bitch!

stop it, Carey. It could stay like that.

Recent front page messages:

I knew it reminded me of something...

(Fri 28th Sep 2018, 10:51, More)

the voices in the newsletter told me to do this

sorry about the repost, but the board was spacking out so hard last
night as to be pretty much frozen for me.

(Thu 7th Feb 2008, 12:11, More)

Terror has a whole new face this year.

fp! thank you chutney ferret!
(Tue 23rd Mar 2004, 13:08, More)

fp! thank you magic violet chutney ferret!
(Mon 15th Mar 2004, 18:17, More)


(Wed 10th Mar 2004, 19:48, More)

She likes butterflies.

oh thank you thank you, magic chutney ferret!
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 14:56, More)

screw christine.

thank you, evil eye in the sky
(Mon 15th Dec 2003, 10:58, More)

this is what eagle-headed mushrooms eat.

(see or is it?s post www.b3ta.com/board/2464228 )
whoops! an fp? why thank you!
(Tue 9th Dec 2003, 3:42, More)

he's nuts but cool

(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 2:41, More)

repost for the people who live it

(Fri 10th Oct 2003, 9:03, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

I sucked a man's penis.

ok, maybe not. but I thought someone should say they had.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 14:18, More)

» Dad Jokes

ooh let's see....
1. farts "oops! stepped on a frog!"
2. "here, pull my finger..." farts
3.tells this to everyone he ever meets ever: "I'm from the only burrough in New York that starts with a "D"... huh? ya know what it is? huh? ...DA Bronx!"
4. in car "quit complaining or I'll make you can get out and walk" said at least 400,000 times.
5. countless poor imitations of "inner city youths", or "ebonics", or whatever you want to call it. i.e.: "yo, I be wai'in he' fo' a' owa, bowyee!"
I'll try to come back with more, I must consult with my brother...
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 19:27, More)

» Useless Information

on the internet, more people spell "definitely" with an "a" and "loser" with two "o"s than there are people on the planet at this time.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 15:33, More)

» Pet Names

we had a big black cat named Karl.
Karl disappeared. we figured he'd gotten in a duel to the death with one of the other rock hard tomcats in the neighborhood. then weeks later we found Karl in the basement next to the dryer with a batch of little black kittens. "oh Karl! you're a chick! excuse the mix-up, dude."
from then on, his... I mean her name was Karla.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 17:21, More)

» Slang Survey

here are 141 words for drunk from the BBC

the entire e-cyclopedia is full of modern weirdness, actually. far more than I could ever come up with.

the BBC is cool.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 13:51, More)
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