never get pissed and set light to the end of a toilet roll
you'll end up unrolling the whole damn thing just to stop burning the pub toilets down!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 15:17,
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i was pissed
do you expect me to think rationally in a situation like that?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02,
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no, it was about 7.30 in the morning
i'd only been awake about 15 minutes, i was only getting up to make a cuppa :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:07,
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Reminds me of a morning about 10 years ago.
Back was achy and stiff. Went to make coffee. Leaned over the computer desk for a smoke and a light. Sneezed. Laid in bed for 2 weeks.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:12,
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yep, i know that one
put my back out for 3 days by breathing in deeply
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:15,
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I can beat that.
Injured myself by reading.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:23,
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{:-)
I leant on my elbow for so long I got bursitis.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:34,
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Best thing you have ever done
You missed out a '%' in the Subject though :(
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Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:54,
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