'Nick, we're almost out of the HP again'

Only 8 servings left.
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BernardMittens is meowing at the door,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:06,
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If he eats his hat I will eat Katie Hopkins
Very nice lurking
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Frogbeat,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:12,
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Ah, a pork pie hat
Yum.
Now I want pork pies. Ideally ones that haven't been on Paddy Pantsdown's head.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 10 May 2015, 11:56,
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I don't think he's grasp the idea of a 'cup'.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 10 May 2015, 12:13,
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