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# Pedro, let's not compare ages, it's simply not important
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:16, archived)
# legs look like beef jerkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:19, archived)
# Well, turkey jerkey maybe.
Last week my wife was wondering what I'd look like with a beard, I've never grown one past 3 or 4 days before and that was a long time ago.
So here we are on day 6. And yeah, it turns out I'm officially a fucking greybeard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:26, archived)
# I started one back in march, and it makes me look so much more handsome
I didn't think that was possible.
Mine is also white
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:30, archived)
# So I see you're trying to make yours sound like something sexy
instead of a tangled nest of old man's pubes stuck to your face. If I decide to keep mine I'll have to get some pointers from you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:43, archived)
# ^gay for Pedro
tiem for sleep
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2015, 4:54, archived)
# some of mine ARE pointy,
I shall send you the clippings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)