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# don't buy a cat scarer from betterware
they don't fucking work, the cats just laugh at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# I got a couple of Pestbye Ultra Sonic ones Bastards know the blind spots to get around 'em
I'm thinking I'll make a big bird of prey type thing with flappy wings
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 14:44, archived)
# buy an air horn
every time they squat, set it off. pavlovian treatment, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Better than that I got a cat hating dog
but she'd eat the cat shit and probably the cats too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:13, archived)
# i suppose that would be a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 15:27, archived)