I feed pigeons and ducks yet they don't wanna peck my cock offI won't give up though
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Frogbeat,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52,
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Paint your cock like a (very) small frog(beat) and you'll have a Mallard hanging off it in no time.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:42,
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