(apologies to Carter USM)Parka Batman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
(as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51,
archived)
dear godsi used to like carter usm. there are also unconfirmed reports that my brother may know fruitbat.
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new_matt,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:53,
archived)
Everyone knows someone who knows someone in Carter USM.This is 100% of FACT.
( Baz Fuck off,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55,
archived)
not truealthough I did know someone who promoted them when they were still doing the pub circuit
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@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00,
archived)