I used to be an offical cock measurerbut I ended up getting the sack
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:10,
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Salary was rubbish but the tips were plentiful
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:34,
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The fact that it pays well is a common phallusy
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:51,
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