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# why the remote always ends up down the sofa
hmm, i got bored and finished it as shoddily as I could! go me!

(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# why doesn't science study things like this couch effect???
(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# because science is made up
nobody really expects us to believe in 'gravity' and shit like that do they? And telly? I KNOW that there really are little people in that box.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# is
is christina ugliera really in my mp3 player (not that I have one)


she is tiny
(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)
# no
they get her to sing into lots of bags made of elastic (hence it is re-usable) - and amplify her voice using clockwork.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Loving Cats

done a while ago but havent posted
(jimmy78, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)
# w/y
That's lovely.
Makes me feel a warm glow...

(dirtyhippy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I saw a production of that
I've never seen a stupider thing since.

Except that song by Leonard Nimoy about Hobbits.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# wierd-
ours just get sat-on...
(Missie Missie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I'm kind of intriugued...
... by the big and odd shaped tennis rackets ... but then I'm strange like that
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# silly chicken
they're snowshoes
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)
# They don't look ...
...like they are made of snow. Or much like shoes either for that matter. Are you just winding me up now ?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)
# yes, yes I am
*removes key from your back*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Anyway .... whoever bought them ...
... screwed up .. they are both right footed snow shoes
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)
# well
of course they are!

the left shoes are hidden from view behind the cupboard thing...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Ahh ..
keep the lefts away from the rights in case they breed ?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)
# very wooful
(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)