Not a votebut for 1 I've always fancied 'Wind in your Mullet', for sale in motorway service stations, a collection of the most irritating 80-90's American MOR hair rock anthems.
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fuscous,
Wed 23 Sep 2015, 13:19,
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I think you'll find those are available under the Top Gear branding
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Sep 2015, 14:26,
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