On a similar, albeit less drug-fuelled vein...I had some duck legs in the fridge and decided to southern fry them for dinner. I proudly proclaimed to the Mrs that I'd made DFC for dinner, not realising that I'd replaced the wrong letter and she still teases me about the Ducky Fried Chicken to this day!
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JebediahSpringfield,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:12,
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