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# You're a fry chef Harry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:38, archived)
# I once ate hashcakes then cycled to my mates house
Out of the corner of my slightly tripping eye, I noticed KFC and it's (new then) KFC logo, but miss saw it as "KTF"
This thought then echoed around my exotically wired mind, until I realised that would be "Kentucky Tied Frickin' "
Those three words in that order cracked me up for a long long time, which was interesting as I was cycling down the main road :D

#goodvibes
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:58, archived)
# I used to love the tables in kfc once upon a time, not sure if its still the case
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56, archived)
# On a similar, albeit less drug-fuelled vein...
I had some duck legs in the fridge and decided to southern fry them for dinner. I proudly proclaimed to the Mrs that I'd made DFC for dinner, not realising that I'd replaced the wrong letter and she still teases me about the Ducky Fried Chicken to this day!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:12, archived)
# someone's a criminal.
Saw this on the Google street view, and it gave me a chuckle


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:07, archived)
# privacy is very important for the Colonel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:24, archived)
# in the library with a candlestick holder
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:57, archived)
# he looks like a pokemon character
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:11, archived)