I'm officially old now
I noticed the well finished flooring and the way the cats' eyes matched.
*keeps drinking*
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Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:51,
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*keeps drinking*
certainly
I am 53 now. I paste pictures of celebs onto orangutan fannies
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Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:16,
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I talk to cats and play online scrabble whilst drinking homebrew.
wait a sec, this is sounding like 'more tragic' competition
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Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:28,
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You can't say 'more tragic' without 'magic'
I'm available for motivational speaking at your corporate rallies
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Sat 12 Dec 2015, 6:34,
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