both of which are preferable to the dog trying to apply its 'lipstick' to your sleeping mouth
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:15,
archived)
you got a 'facial' from the dog, ew fuck
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:26,
archived)
wasn't even my dog, that'll teach me to leave the window open overnight
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:35,
archived)
Unless you're rimming the cat at the time.
Then it's just gross.
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Sat 12 Dec 2015, 23:38,
archived)