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# I don't what biggy cake is
but my mum's drunk going on about if she should be a lesbian!

Happy days!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:20, archived)
# I think it's something to do with that Notoriously Big Smalls.
He's a rapper (currently dead). Glad I was able to help at this difficult time.

PS your mum probly should probably not be a lesbian *right this instant*, for much the same reason as I ought not to be posting half-arsed advice *right this instant*. She, being wiser than me, should consider the matter in the morning after a full-set breakfast washed down by scalding hot tea.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:36, archived)
# To clarify
When I say 'full-set' breakfast: black pudding is optional, but fried bread is not.

When I say 'consider the matter' I mean 'go for it full tilt'.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:39, archived)