I have a shower drain that sounds like Tom Waits gargling.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:15,
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Is that some kind of terrorist group?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:35,
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It is, but I hope I can rely on your discretion.We call ourselves the Happy Families. Mum's the word. Also Dad.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:42,
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No thanks, I've just put one out drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:19,
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squeevlish, yet brendle a delicate balance
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:57,
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Hey you guys: a friend of mine ate some sprouts on christmas day and did a fart that really smelt! Hahahaha!Anyone else got any christmas stories they want to share?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:24,
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A few million people lost their homes and all their possessions when all the shit was washed up from the drains, happy christmas drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:30,
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that sounds like it REALLY smelt!keep 'em coming....
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:35,
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I sat in a dark and noisy sub-basement.But on the plus side, it really smelt.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:47,
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My elderly neighbour fell, hit her head and died over Christmas when we were away visiting the in-laws for a couple of weeks.When the police finally broke the door down a fortnight later they found the cats hadn't eaten her fast enough and the house really smelt, lol.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:52,
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Another Christmas ruined by having too few cats.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:21,
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It was Christmas and something or other smelt
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:54,
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I watched a slender and elegant Thomas Fischer extract copper from its ore. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:59,
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He was eating hulled wheat at the time too, imagine that. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:09,
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must've spelt awful Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:31,
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Woulda watched but there was this fascinating programme about little fishies
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:16,
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*holds nose*sounds stinky!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:30,
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I don't what biggy cake isbut my mum's drunk going on about if she should be a lesbian!
Happy days!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:20,
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I think it's something to do with that Notoriously Big Smalls.He's a rapper (currently dead). Glad I was able to help at this difficult time.
PS your mum probly should probably not be a lesbian *right this instant*, for much the same reason as I ought not to be posting half-arsed advice *right this instant*. She, being wiser than me, should consider the matter in the morning after a full-set breakfast washed down by scalding hot tea.
(PS your mum probly should probably not be a lesbian *right this instant*, for much the same reason as I ought not to be posting half-arsed advice *right this instant*. She, being wiser than me, should consider the matter in the morning after a full-set breakfast washed down by scalding hot tea.
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:36,
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To clarifyWhen I say 'full-set' breakfast: black pudding is optional, but fried bread is not.
When I say 'consider the matter' I mean 'go for it full tilt'.
(When I say 'consider the matter' I mean 'go for it full tilt'.
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:39,
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