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[challenge entry] took way too long...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 14:55, archived)
# can't beat a bit of head for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:01, archived)
# have you started drinking already?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:05, archived)
# not yet
will tonight, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:07, archived)
# well ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:09, archived)
# got a bottle of bacardi
and a bottle each of absolut cherry and mango to get through, not to mention the white wine. i'm planning on being either hungover or shitfaced from tonight till january 2nd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:19, archived)
# cherry and mango must be two of your 5 a day too
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:21, archived)
# that's what i thought!
if i dip mandarin segments in it, that makes three!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:22, archived)
# well hang on, you don't wanna be too healthy...
(grapes in the wine count too)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:23, archived)
# don't worry, i've got fags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:26, archived)
# i assume you will have a 'stay healthy the smash monkey way' book out next year yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:28, archived)
# with the recipe for my namesake cocktail in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:33, archived)
# *contacts publishers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:36, archived)
#
not meaning to threadjack but....I had a hernia op last night (all good) and a combination of codeine and microdosing acid seems to be the way to go.
hope I'm not sharing too much
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:23, archived)
# photographic evidence would be sharing too much.
drug advice is always welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:24, archived)
# did they cage it for you?
they did that to mine, but that may only have been because it almost killed me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:26, archived)
#
I daren't look. It would need a combination of heath-robisnon placed mirrors and i'm too busy giggling to work any pullies
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:35, archived)
# if they had, they'd have told you
it's an internal thing, so you wouldn't see it. how many staples did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:40, archived)
#
I didn't think to ask. srsly. no idea.
What's in a smashmonkey cocktail? because if you lack a recipe, I think we have one now.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:44, archived)
# 2 shots of gin
1 shot of grenadine, topped up with dry cider. goes down like lemonade, hits like a fucking sledgehammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:59, archived)
#
you had me at gin
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 16:06, archived)
# invented it a couple of years ago
when my sister asked me to look after her wine rack..erm...i mean house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 16:21, archived)
# me too
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 16:45, archived)
# try it, it's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 16:56, archived)
#
I'll just finish this off first.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 17:31, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Dec 2016, 15:10, archived)