forwards, of course
the overhanging innards will pull him forward, whilst the exposed spine at the rear will have tightened due to rigor mortis, preventing him from falling backwards without a push
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Mar 2017, 14:44,
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and the answer is....
of course FORWARD!
well done caller, you win a shiny new donkey.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 14 Mar 2017, 14:44,
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i shall call him Alphonse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 14 Mar 2017, 14:54,
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well that's just super.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 14 Mar 2017, 14:57,
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