God I wish I had the power to make Tim Curry President.And then get him to do his address to congress in full Frankenfurter drag costume. I don't know what would be more satisfying, seeing the Ayn Rand fanboys face turn a shade of puce, or watching the moral majority types' heads explode.
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Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:06,
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that would be awesomecan you imagine the handover between him and trump?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:17,
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The night before President Curry's inauguration* scene interior of the President's bed chamber, and silk screen hangs over the bed, the President is shown in silhouette. There's a knock on the door, and silhouette of Melania Trump joins him on his bed.
Melania: Oh Donald, I'm so scared. Tim Curry will president tomorrow, and I'm afraid he might use his gay bomb on the good Christians of America.
Donald: Oh Melania, it's alright. I'll protect you and all the other God-fearing White Americans.
Melania: Oh Donald.
Donald leans forward and hugs Melania. They start to kiss passionately, when Donald accidentally knocks a wig off Melania.
Donald: Wait, what's this?
Cue Tim Curry's laughter.
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Mon 27 Mar 2017, 4:36,
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Melania: Oh Donald, I'm so scared. Tim Curry will president tomorrow, and I'm afraid he might use his gay bomb on the good Christians of America.
Donald: Oh Melania, it's alright. I'll protect you and all the other God-fearing White Americans.
Melania: Oh Donald.
Donald leans forward and hugs Melania. They start to kiss passionately, when Donald accidentally knocks a wig off Melania.
Donald: Wait, what's this?
Cue Tim Curry's laughter.