Ok, officially, this conversation never took place.
Smush Minkey does not exist
*launches notes in bottles, lest there be other inhabitants abroad*
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LS18,
Sun 25 Jun 2017, 14:53,
archived)
*vanishes, cape a-whisk*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Jun 2017, 15:04,
archived)