I knew somebody would try it but then there was never an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a plane with just one parachute, either. I chose skidmark because of that time Alex Ferguson got away with speeding by saying he had diarrhoea and was rushing to get to a toilet, or Old Trafford as it's also known.
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