It's all about how one pronounces them. It's like a voight-kampff test, except it checks for how American one might be.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:28,
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That's wrong! You get a fabulous prize for best wrong answer!
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 8 Jan 2019, 21:39,
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