Self-lighting cigarettes were the pub invention of the evening here...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:23,
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After further research, they've been invented numerous times over the last century,
with the same, probably predictable results: lots of broken fags and no-one likes huffing phosphorus...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:14,
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