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(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 11 Sep 2019, 22:12, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
I also suspect that the real section 15 is frankly terrifying.
(Hemipygous, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:26, archived)
# "Strength and stability may be compromised"
(97800, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 23:39, archived)
# 'No wealthy people were harmed during the making of this Brexit.'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Sep 2019, 0:13, archived)
#
I still think I should have made something funny
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 12 Sep 2019, 0:46, archived)
# I've seen it and it says
15. Access to Internet pornography will be severely affected. On D1ND, the hardest material available will be scans of old Freemans catalogue bra pages and a fuzzy MPEG of Carry On Camping. The UK will also be reduced to "third country" status for DVD region coding and existing bongo videos will stop playing. A black market in secondhand paper grumble may emerge, with up to £50 being demanded for a copy of Razzle or Readers' Wives.
(rogerzilla, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 7:05, archived)
# Apparently...
It's about UK oil refineries no longer being competitive due to tariffs, so they'll have to close costing 2000 jobs. Fuel will become scarce in the regions they supply.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 11:04, archived)
# Item 15 is all about dogs and cats living together
(h/t SmallBrainfield)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 10:44, archived)