It could be a chair by now. Why did it have to die? I forgave it for its sins.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:00,
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I just found out, it's now a meat tenderizer with impressive knurling.All's well that ends well.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:13,
archived)
This is the happiest day of my life. The legacy lives on. It began its career tenderizing.
Who knows, there could even be a baseball bat in its future.
(Who knows, there could even be a baseball bat in its future.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:19,
archived)