There was a chap called Lars
Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse
(Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22,
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