
There was a chap called Lars
Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse
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Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22,
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Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse

You mad hairy bastard :) I miss you round here ....
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Tue 19 May 2020, 21:52,
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Then when this shyte is all over come up to my little island for a free holiday. It's brilliant here. All you do is go North to John O' Groats, west a bit to Gills Bay then onto the ferry which docks about half a mile from our house. Got lots of toys, 4x4s and a boat for fucking about on Scapa Flow. Some pics in my profile :)
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Tue 19 May 2020, 22:54,
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Seen the pics of your new place looks great.
Orkney bash ? Seriously bad world class fucking hangover last time we met.
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Tue 19 May 2020, 23:15,
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Orkney bash ? Seriously bad world class fucking hangover last time we met.

I did a flying bash in Fordham so could do a floating one here. My mate on the next island
has a bigger boat who takes out 30 at a time looking for orca, whales and eagles. Them is bloody big birdies. As long as we haven't got a band in, there's 6 spare bedrooms in the main hoose plus an acre of land for camping. Might even throw in a distillery tour.
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Tue 19 May 2020, 23:48,
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has a bigger boat who takes out 30 at a time looking for orca, whales and eagles. Them is bloody big birdies. As long as we haven't got a band in, there's 6 spare bedrooms in the main hoose plus an acre of land for camping. Might even throw in a distillery tour.