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[challenge entry] Hello.
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Woo! Candils :)

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2020, 13:52, archived)
# Happy b3day!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Barse!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:34, archived)
#
There was a chap called Lars
Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22, archived)
# none of lines 1,2 or 5 rhyme
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:13, archived)
# you must be doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2020, 23:49, archived)
# enjoy your cake
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Holy Cunting Candles Cap'n!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 May 2020, 20:57, archived)
# 3PPB CDC CANDLES
*click*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:52, archived)
# Woo yay and hooplah
You mad hairy bastard :) I miss you round here ....
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:52, archived)
#
Then when this shyte is all over come up to my little island for a free holiday. It's brilliant here. All you do is go North to John O' Groats, west a bit to Gills Bay then onto the ferry which docks about half a mile from our house. Got lots of toys, 4x4s and a boat for fucking about on Scapa Flow. Some pics in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Nice one captain :)
Seen the pics of your new place looks great.
Orkney bash ? Seriously bad world class fucking hangover last time we met.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:15, archived)
# There's an idea.
I did a flying bash in Fordham so could do a floating one here. My mate on the next island
has a bigger boat who takes out 30 at a time looking for orca, whales and eagles. Them is bloody big birdies. As long as we haven't got a band in, there's 6 spare bedrooms in the main hoose plus an acre of land for camping. Might even throw in a distillery tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2020, 23:48, archived)