Jumping sharks do indeed have handlebars.
How else would you operate the throttle, front brake, and clutch?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 6:21,
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I don't think he will enjoy a hard landing.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:53,
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