Whenever I find myself getting a little crotchety I like to suck a boiled sweet. I don’t allow myself to bite it until there’s only a sliver left, but then I really go to town and crunch!
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:25,
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Like a little spice? Humbugs might be just the thing for you! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:28,
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Traditional British seaside sticks of ‘rock’, with the name of the town written through them; you can suck those to a sharp point, if you don’t mind walking around looking like an overzealous hooker going to work on a clown’s dick mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 15 Aug 2020, 3:32,
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