I fully expect to see hundreds of these descend from the clouds and run around biting and tearing people’s calf muscles off
One mouth for each. Then you can’t run. Then you can only plead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRjjGc6pJA
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Fri 25 Sep 2020, 16:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlRjjGc6pJA
That’s a decoy, their heads open vertically to reveal the fish-hooks and the razors and the sucking tubes
They’re not as hamless as they look.
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Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:15,
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<3 <3 <3 even better!
Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? here it goes...
Mofahaaaaaaaaa,
Just killed a Flaaaan,
Put his ears over his calves,
Started munching,
Now he's halves,
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Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:19,
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Mofahaaaaaaaaa,
Just killed a Flaaaan,
Put his ears over his calves,
Started munching,
Now he's halves,