Translations from Russian often leave out the most vital aspects, such as massive alcohol consumption, and massive alcohol consumption
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:19,
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Two New Russians meet in the street. One says to the other: “Hey, look, I bought a new tie. Paid $200.”
“You idiot. Just around the corner you can get the same tie for $500.”
(“You idiot. Just around the corner you can get the same tie for $500.”
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:54,
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“Comrade Rabinowitz, why weren’t you present at the last meeting of the Communist Party?”
“No-one told me it would be the last one. If I had known that I would have come with my whole family.”
(“No-one told me it would be the last one. If I had known that I would have come with my whole family.”
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:55,
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Stalin summoned Radek and said, "I know you spread jokes about me. It's impertinent."
"Why?"
"I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."
"No, I've not told anybody this joke."
("Why?"
"I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."
"No, I've not told anybody this joke."
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:57,
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