IT'S THE THICKNESS!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:26,
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Here’s a short story, too short for a book, I know, let’s put it in a SHORTER FORM such as a pamphlet instead of a LONGER FORM such as a book 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:13,
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This is an actual conversation between two people, one of whom is a pamphlet and book expert, written down word for word, exactly as I imagined it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:15,
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