At 70dpi, on photocopier paper
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rogerzilla,
Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:27,
archived)
It all has me totally baffled.
They go on about how special the relationship is, then buy each other the equivalent of a ghastly knick-knack from a distant aunt, ending up stickered as 20p in the nearest charity shop within a week.
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dribble,
Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:16,
archived)