The phrase 'sweating like a paedophile in a playground' probably needs reappraising...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:56,
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My references were
Like Michael Jackson at a boyscout jamboree
or
Bill Clinton taking a polygraph test
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unclepills,
Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:18,
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