Mr Grunge was very unhappyDespite everyone loving his songs all he could think about was how unhappy he was and how there was hole in stomach that could only be filled with delicious heroin. However, no matter how much heroin Mr Grunge gobbled up, his happiness could never be found so one day he left the house and met Mrs Grunge.
'Hello Mrs Grunge, have you got any heroin? This 16 grams a day just isn't enough to make me happy'
Mrs Grunge laughed and said, 'Of course Mr Grunge' and gave Mr Grunge a large bag of brown smack.
'Also, do make sure you see Mr Guns later', Mrs Grunge continued, 'he's been asking for you.'
('Hello Mrs Grunge, have you got any heroin? This 16 grams a day just isn't enough to make me happy'
Mrs Grunge laughed and said, 'Of course Mr Grunge' and gave Mr Grunge a large bag of brown smack.
'Also, do make sure you see Mr Guns later', Mrs Grunge continued, 'he's been asking for you.'
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