It would be great if he went out on the piss with the lads the night beforethen wakes up in a skip an hour before the event, has to go through the ceremony with a tribal face tattoo and a raging hangover, while getting the lawyers to suppress the photos of the festivities of him waving around his 'crown jewels' in the pub.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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