Palm reading for beginners
Step 1. Keep your eyes open
Step 2. Keep your clothes on
Step 3. Butt
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:38,
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Long story short:
I bought a CK belt and it broke.
Calvin Klein is shit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:19,
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...but i poop from there!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:48,
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There are countless formulas for pressing dookies.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:23,
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