If I'd been McClane...
... I'd have had the basic decency to let him win the cracker pull.
He'd have had time to put on the paper hat and have a last smile, before landing.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 25 Dec 2023, 11:51,
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Yippy Ki-Yay
Christmas Cracker
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JauntyArt,
Mon 25 Dec 2023, 15:08,
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