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A well-balanced Scotsman has a chip on both shoulders.

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Santa’s Sack

(Fri 13th Oct 2023, 9:32, More)

made a version of Hagai Palevsky’s Biblically Accurate Clippy using Microsoft in-house art style

(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 16:32, More)

Text On A Picture

(Sat 23rd Sep 2023, 23:18, More)

It’s a, It’s a, It’s a, It’s a bin.

(Sat 23rd Sep 2023, 23:00, More)

late entry

(Wed 6th Sep 2023, 16:30, More)

A Momentous Discovery

(Sat 2nd Sep 2023, 22:59, More)

“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”

(Wed 30th Aug 2023, 13:50, More)

(Mon 28th Aug 2023, 23:50, More)

Orange Steal

(Fri 25th Aug 2023, 11:11, More)

“Sure looks like I picked a bad week to quit racketeering.”

(Fri 25th Aug 2023, 9:00, More)


(Fri 18th Aug 2023, 10:59, More)

(Wed 12th Jul 2023, 16:00, More)

The Who?

(Fri 30th Jun 2023, 15:33, More)

(Fri 16th Jun 2023, 20:55, More)


(Thu 15th Jun 2023, 18:31, More)

(Sun 22nd Jan 2023, 0:13, More)

The Arrival Of Megabel

(Fri 23rd Sep 2022, 8:34, More)

Can’t believe he did this with the whole world watching

(Sun 18th Sep 2022, 11:52, More)

“Funny story…”

(Mon 12th Sep 2022, 13:00, More)

(Thu 23rd Jun 2022, 17:38, More)

This Is Fine (Cost Of Living Crisis Edition)

Note: Took b0rk3d’s idea and ran with it!
(Fri 17th Jun 2022, 13:07, More)

(Tue 14th Jun 2022, 12:06, More)

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(Mon 7th Mar 2022, 8:23, More)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop having ‘work meetings’

(Sun 27th Feb 2022, 16:27, More)

Andrew would now like to be known as:

(Thu 13th Jan 2022, 23:07, More)

(Thu 25th Nov 2021, 14:28, More)

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(Fri 29th Oct 2021, 10:43, More)

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(Sun 17th Oct 2021, 10:54, More)

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(Thu 23rd Sep 2021, 23:27, More)

(Sun 12th Sep 2021, 0:16, More)

(Thu 12th Aug 2021, 9:43, More)

(Thu 8th Apr 2021, 19:05, More)

You can call me HAL

(Thu 4th Mar 2021, 0:49, More)


(Wed 27th Jan 2021, 3:24, More)


(Mon 16th Nov 2020, 20:14, More)

Loved this game as a kid

(Sun 1st Nov 2020, 23:09, More)

M.C. Escher

(Tue 13th Oct 2020, 20:42, More)

Grandpa In My Pocket

(Mon 12th Oct 2020, 21:43, More)

The Twat In The Hat

(Mon 5th Oct 2020, 15:17, More)


(Wed 2nd Sep 2020, 10:09, More)

These are so sickening. Couldn’t eat more than one.

(Sun 12th Apr 2020, 19:26, More)

Merry Holidays Season

(Wed 25th Dec 2019, 14:44, More)

(Wed 27th Nov 2019, 21:27, More)

(Mon 28th Oct 2019, 17:39, More)

(Sun 7th Jul 2019, 23:01, More)


(Tue 2nd Jul 2019, 16:40, More)


(Sun 23rd Jun 2019, 23:20, More)

Boris Bitch Tits

(Tue 18th Jun 2019, 19:03, More)

(Tue 18th Jun 2019, 12:29, More)

Danny Baker getting escorted off of BBC property

(Thu 9th May 2019, 17:28, More)

Me watching the Sonic trailer

(Wed 1st May 2019, 1:28, More)

this is not a pipe

(Sun 17th Feb 2019, 9:38, More)

(Tue 8th Jan 2019, 7:14, More)

I’m A Celeb

edit:sorry problem with imgur
(Mon 19th Nov 2018, 21:31, More)

Before you die. You see.

(Mon 15th Oct 2018, 16:53, More)

(Sat 25th Aug 2018, 20:13, More)

(Wed 22nd Aug 2018, 16:57, More)

(Sat 28th Jul 2018, 18:25, More)

edited *again" to fight against some top class pedantry
(Mon 23rd Jul 2018, 11:25, More)

where is room 237?

(Fri 20th Jul 2018, 17:21, More)

Can you stop vandalising my door?

(Thu 19th Jul 2018, 16:05, More)

The Saviour Has Arrived

(Tue 17th Jul 2018, 19:47, More)

(Fri 13th Jul 2018, 18:48, More)

(Mon 9th Jul 2018, 0:49, More)

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(Thu 5th Jul 2018, 14:16, More)

Click for bigger (429 kb)

(Tue 19th Jun 2018, 16:04, More)

(Fri 15th Jun 2018, 10:25, More)

(Thu 14th Jun 2018, 18:53, More)

Phillips Schofield

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(Tue 22nd May 2018, 16:09, More)

Sajid seems excited about his new role

(Tue 1st May 2018, 12:02, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My doctor is terribly boastful. Went for a prostate exam and he just had try and one up me.
(Thu 10th Sep 2020, 22:02, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Holiday raffle joke
Saw there was a raffle on to win a holiday in France.
I thought ‘What have I got to lose?
And I won!
I thought ‘What have I got? Toulouse.’
(Fri 24th Jun 2022, 17:59, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Coffee shop joke
Saw this guy beating up a woman in a coffee shop
A Costa?
Yeah, fucking battered her.
(Fri 24th Jun 2022, 17:58, More)