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# Hang on I'll ask
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:36, archived)
# k, jesus.
I've been on hold for like twelve minutes listening to a musak version of Linkin Park's In The End.

Ed: Sorry, it was Points of Authority
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 21:38, archived)
# Is there any update on this?
My son is waiting to go to his barmitzvah.

He's pretty patient, but this is taking the piss.

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:07, archived)
# My wife, Pudenda, has just filed for divorce.
I hope you're happy as well as aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:15, archived)
# My son has transitioned to a gazelle.
That's why
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:17, archived)
# My wife has returned but now identifies as a tourniquet.
I hope you're happy. (and aroused)
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:23, archived)
# my son is addicted to DMT and my wife is missing
i'm currently addicted to Crunchy Wotsits (Sweet and Spicy)
That's why
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:26, archived)
# my son is dead
(and I'm still waiting my my icon)

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! D7 Wants to Jape butt nubbin Sirius, EAT MY PYLON!!, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 22:46, archived)