Unicorns would be awesome at breakdancing. Well, at head spinning anyway. They could probably get up to about 33,333rpm
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
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LP records spin at 33.333rpm.If you spin a horse at 33,333rpm you've made a fast acting horse blood sprinkler system.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 11 Jan 2026, 15:57,
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