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There used to be a gallery here.
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These are just simple gnomes, looking for simple homes.
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A box I made using green Rizla gums.
God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.
This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.
A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.
I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.
Too brown version
(Wed 17th Feb 2021, 23:06, More)
God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.
This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.
A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.
I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.
Too brown version
(Wed 17th Feb 2021, 23:06, More)
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» Public Nudity
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
He was stark naked except for a heavy overcoat, a scarf, suit trousers and shoes. He could have been wearing more clothes underneath, I don't know.
(Fri 18th Jul 2014, 1:51, More)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
He was stark naked except for a heavy overcoat, a scarf, suit trousers and shoes. He could have been wearing more clothes underneath, I don't know.
(Fri 18th Jul 2014, 1:51, More)
» More Terrible Hotels
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
I was on my way to a hotel at the time, I think it was a Premier Inn or something like that. It was fine.
(Mon 1st Dec 2014, 0:11, More)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
I was on my way to a hotel at the time, I think it was a Premier Inn or something like that. It was fine.
(Mon 1st Dec 2014, 0:11, More)
» Little Moments of Joy
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
(Thu 23rd Jan 2014, 21:56, More)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
(Thu 23rd Jan 2014, 21:56, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Prince was checking his large collection of phagocytic white blood cells
when he came across an unusually large jar of the stuff. In that instant he felt compelled to throw it across the room.
Realising the significance of the act, Prince asked himself,
"Could this be the most neutrophil hurled in the world?"
(Mon 23rd Jun 2025, 22:29, More)
Prince was checking his large collection of phagocytic white blood cells
when he came across an unusually large jar of the stuff. In that instant he felt compelled to throw it across the room.
Realising the significance of the act, Prince asked himself,
"Could this be the most neutrophil hurled in the world?"
(Mon 23rd Jun 2025, 22:29, More)
» Little Victories II
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
(Fri 27th Mar 2015, 18:10, More)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
(Fri 27th Mar 2015, 18:10, More)