'5 finger teaching mode'zOMG, that's a full Joan Collins!
(old playground joke: what's the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.)
Yes, I went to a state primary school
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Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:39,
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(old playground joke: what's the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.)
Yes, I went to a state primary school
did you hear about the workman who fell through Joan Collins' bedroom ceiling? He got seven years bad luck.
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Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:46,
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What's the difference between Joan Collins and the Eiffel Tower?Some people haven't been up the Eiffel Tower.
I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old "4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump" gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.
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Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:53,
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I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old "4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump" gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.